Penis Shit official

"'I'm covered in sheet'"

Penis Shit official (pronounced “PEE-ness Shit Official”) is a 5-time Peendianapolis 500 champion, and the false idol of Masturbation. He is the main antagonist of the hit movie Turbo. He is voiced by Penis Man. Penis Shit official is usually very dumb and will often betray his friends to serve his own ends.

Personality
Penis Shit official is an asshole who cares only about winning. He is bitter to the fact that he may lose to a snail and is willing to go to great lengths to ensure he wins.