Masturbation

"'Boy I love masturbating! After all, it's in the name!'"Masturbation is a very very fast snail who enjoys chili dogs, tacos, and smoking weed. His favorite video game is Sonic The Hedgehog (2006). He falsely idolizes Penis Shit official and also is subscribed to Pewdiepie, a famous youtuber. He is also the brother of Dr. Sexfuck.

Personality
Masturbation acts like a loser, but all along, he is a secret speedy badass. Those idiots at school could never comprehend his galaxy brain. He hates his brother, Dr. Sexfuck, because even though he has seven Ph.Ds it doesn't make him smarter than Masturbation and he wants his parents to shut up about it. He just wants to go fast.