Society Snail

backstory:

he lives in a society. he likes illegal things, vehicular manslaughter, and the bible 2 which is better than the original bible. he dislikes legal things, the bible, and his enemy, Bat.

when he was born his parents dropped him into a vat of society juice, and that turned him into da jokah babey. he encountered his enemy, bat, when he was 2 years old. society was at the playground going very fast cause he is one of the turbo snails and they do that i think, and bat came over and stopped him from going faast, i think, and ever since that day he wanted to kill bat, he's like 80 now or something and he still hasn't, but he's tryin.

quotes:

one of his most famous quotes is: "80% of boys have girlfriends. rest 20% are having a brain."